christ i just bought a new laptop i hate spending money jesus fuck it was expensive but my boyfriend is happy fuck fuck fuck
walk up in the club like what up i got a big vagina
me:we should get a penis couch
boyfriend:but I don't want you sitting on any penis that isn't mine
Boyfriend:At least I hope you love me.
Me:I do. With all my heart.
Boyfriend:That must be a lot considering it's a black hole.
So here’s what has taken up all of my life for the last week.
Looks like I’m going to need to draw a new icon.
Sometimes in life you can’t get over the fact that your significant other picked out Tangled on a movie night because he knew you liked it.